Brash and impulsive woman seeking a man to cater to my whims. I love having fun and spending time with my friends. Every night is a party! You can find me in the bar every night-I'm the loud girl and the alpha dog.
I enjoy my independence and work two jobs to support my lifestyle. I'm devoted to being the boss and assistant manager at a retail store, where I can boss around my subordinates and lay low since I'm frequently hungover. I live for my friends and my ill-mannered dogs.
I need a man who knows that I run the show. I will do what I want to do, an you will accept that. It's my way or the highway. I hate being second-guessed or told what to do.
My perfect man is a doormat who spends a lot of time away from home. I would love an active military man who will be deployed, or someone who works a lot and takes frequent business trips. I need my home-alone time, if you know what I mean.
If you like to party and have no backbone, I may just be the woman for you! Be prepared to do what I say and stay in the shadows. I can't wait to walk all over you!
This post was written in response to this week's Red Writing Hood prompt from Write on Edge. We want you to write a personal ad for your character, like one you would find on a dating site. The ad should tell us about your character, but should not be a laundry list – and no cliches about walks on the beach.
My personal ad is for the boyfriend's sister, and I think it's clear that we do not get along. Her divorce is newly finalized, since she couldn't deal with living with her husband after he left the Navy-and all the cheating didn't help either.